- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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