- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Ron Paul for President!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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