Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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http://www.com/

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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punchline below punchline above

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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the lemon was sweet.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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