- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Sex education in Texas.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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