Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Water? I hardly know her.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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