- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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