Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

25

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...