- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Anti-jokes are funny.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

PIED NINNY!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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