Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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