- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

a man makes a bad joke

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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