- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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