- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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