- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

A baby seal walks into a club.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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A black student graduated High School

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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