Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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