- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

My mum is called Steve

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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