Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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9/11

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ur an fagit

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Women can vote? WTF

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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