If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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