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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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