Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Replacement Referees

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Chuck Norris is dead......

Justin Bieber.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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