Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

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