What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Bacon is delcious.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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