- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Gus's mom

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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