- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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