- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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