- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

i had sex.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

No, Trinidad.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

a jew walks out of a furnace

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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