What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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