- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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