- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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