Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

an dislexik nam rwote hits

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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