- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Haha, I get it..

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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