- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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