Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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