Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Jellybeans

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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