Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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