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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Once there was a girl named Andrea

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

feminists.

Skrillex.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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