- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A blind man walks into a library.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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