- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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