- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

guest what i love pancakes

Weed.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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