- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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