- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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