- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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