Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

i just pooped that is all!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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