how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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the bible

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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