Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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