How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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My name is Jeff

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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