Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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