- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

My mum is called Steve

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher