What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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