if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Katy Perry

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what do gay people eat?? food

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Women's Rights Movement

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Sam Hengal.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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