Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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the lemon was sweet.

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The game.

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Anti Joke

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