- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock Knock, Ow my face

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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