how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Anti Joke

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