Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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im gay

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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adam hodgson !

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What does water taste like? Water

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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