When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

thomas!!!!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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