Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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