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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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