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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

angelo snyder is not ga

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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