- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

69 Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Do u take sugar?

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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