why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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my mind's eye?

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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