What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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