- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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