- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Two women were sitting quietly.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Peas

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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