There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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