The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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