- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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