- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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