- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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