- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Lindsay Lohan

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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