If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Face...the other white meat!

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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