- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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