- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Chuck Norris.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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