- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If youre African, why are you white?

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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