- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a man makes a bad joke

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Yanter, Look it up

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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