- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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