- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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