- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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