My three children are three big mistakes.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Womens basketball

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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