In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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