How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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