when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why? Why not?

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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