- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I <3 Hitler

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I went to work today....

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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