- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Who is John Galt?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Badabing.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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