How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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YOU

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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your life

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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