- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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