what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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This is funny.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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