- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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