Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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You were born.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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