- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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