What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What the hell are you doing?

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